My varied results at comedy aside, I'm sharing my results from the PokeLife Meme creator. I'm not sure if they'll be as good as the person who tagged me's was though, seeing as I don't have a premium account. Just text then. Anyway, here we go.
Pokemon randomizer: randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokemon per question
4) Tag one person when you're finished
Extra) This is you
Aw yes! YES! Okay, I take back everything I said before. If I get to be a bad ass porcupine-bear, a bad ass porcupine bear that's on fire, then there's almost certainly no way this can go south.
1)This Pokemon is your best friend
....Ya know what, no, it's too easy.
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
I don't even think I've heard of this thing before now, let alone agreeing to work for it. So what, is my name Yusuke Urameshi now? Do I need to make nice with this kid so his father won't devour my soul and I can return to the world of the living as a demon-fighting spirit detective?
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
"And here you can see the dramatic effects terrible guitar music, and the absence thereof, has on this marine life form. Notice the visible shift in disposition from benign ignorance, to fed up rage. For further examples of such amusements at the expense of the animal kingdom, please enjoy the following."
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
What, I... I'm sorry, but, what are you? I'm not even threatened or afraid, I'm just, so confused. Like seriously, what in the flying mother Hubbardare you? Some kind of, Fantasia broomstick growing out of a... rotting pumpkin... wearing a dirty vocaliod cosplayers wig... Was this the best kind of response I warranted? Is this the extent of opposition that I muster? I need a hug.
6) This Pokemon is your girlfriend
Hmm... Oh, I don't have a witty retort for this, I'm just still coming down off that pumpkin-scarecrow abomination rant from earlier. But whatever, lets see where this goes.
7)This Pokemon is your Ex
Well, thank God I've moved up in the world. Food chain.... Actually, can an otter take a cat in a fight? Someone get on that idea, stat!
8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
I always knew this day would come. At least you're somewhat threatening and deserving of my attention as an adversary. Fine then, let's go you forgotten sack of regret and abandonment issues!
9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
Well that's fine, I don't really care all that much for cheese cake myself, but if I may, I'm not sure a plantiform should be taking in so much processed dairy or sugar. It can't be good for your cellulose or fiber. Please, take the rotting Halloween decoration from four questions back. It's biodegradable, and will most certainly not be missed.
10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
How many times do I have to tell you people, just because I am a snuggle-inducing generator of tastiness and comfort, does not mean you can just use me as a space heater whenever you like?
11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
... Before I tear your fins off and serve them as the main ingredient in a pot of prize-winning stew, exactly how did you manage to punch my mother when you lack anything resembling a fist to do the actual punching with?
12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
So it begins. An epic struggle between two monoliths of power; speed versus strength, endurance versus immediacy. The culmination of natural selection and selective breeding have brought these titans of immolation together, and now, trial by combat will decide their fate. To the winner go the spoils of glory, honor, and above all, a rocking pair of Wolverine boots.
13)This Pokemon died by your hands
I'm not going to lie, I thought it was a seasoning.
14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
Nice! We're gonna go far kid, just stick with me.
15) This Pokemon is your loving pet
... Doesn't this imply slavery-esque undertones, seeing as we're all Pokemon here? I'm just saying... s'f*cked up dude.
16) This Pokemon is your Dentist
No, I refuse. There is no way I'm letting a flightless, Beanie-Baby play patty-whack with my moth. No, I'm sorry, but no. Nah. Nuh-uh.
17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
18)This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house
So it begins. Again
I tag... Creativegreenbeans, Schakalo, Lawlfox, and... Jessica-Rae-3